Gorementary : Alone In The Dark

Joining Sarah, Rosie and Phil for this week’s Gorementary extravaganza is games reviewer Nicola! We decided to take that idea and run with it, reviewing game adaptation Alone In The Dark.

As usual, we tackle the important issues such as the realities of Tara Reid being a realistic archaeologist, making uninvited sexual advances to a Neneh Cherry based soundtrack, the potential for a porn parody and the most burning of questions; Christian Slater or Stephen Dorff?!

So, listen as we further ruin Uwe Boll’s cinematic turd and wind up discussing Silent Hill and how much we’d have preferred to be watching that instead.

-S, R & P.

One Comment on “Gorementary : Alone In The Dark”

  1. Rag says:

    Rosie sounds like she’s half dead!!! You evil bastards for making her do this. Not so much draging her out of bed and making her talk… But making her watch this film!!!

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